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Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers ?In case they get a hole in one. Back to Top
What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in ?A Water Bed. Back to Top
What's taken before you get it ?A photograph. Back to Top
What did the fireman give his wife for her birthday ?A ladder in her tights. Back to Top
How do you stop a mole digging up your garden?Hide the spades. Back to Top
Why did the nurse creep into the cupboard?Because she didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills. Back to Top
Why did the spy pull the sheet over his head?Because he was an undercover agent! Back to Top
Why do hummingbirds hum ?Because they don't know the words Back to Top
9. What is a cannibal's favourite game ?Swallow my leader ! Back to Top
Two Aerials meet on a roof - fell in love - got married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you ?"
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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