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Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed ?
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If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to
the core of the earth ?
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed ?
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Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse ?
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Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand
up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic' ?
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If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit ?
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Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside ?
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How come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can't see them when
you're in space ?
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer ?
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If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages ?
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Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a 'use by' date ?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp no-one would eat ?
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Is French kissing in France just called kissing ?
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out' ?
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What do people in China call their good plates ?
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Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat ?!
