1. What Men Wish Women Knew

Do not come to us with a problem it you don't want us to solve it.

If you think you are fat, that's your decision. Do not ask us. We will either refuse to answer, or tell you the truth. Either way you will not like the answer.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not just occasions on which you need to receive an expensive present.

Whether your just a friend or a Girlfriend we are thinking about you. If you insist on getting married we will start thinking about someone else.

When we are going out with you, we really don't care what you wear, as long as it doesn't take hours to get ready.

You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. We should not need to keep on buying bigger houses to accommodate you and your wardrobe.

Crying is like blackmail, whilst you may get your own way, it does more harm than good. 

We don't remember dates, So mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar, and remind us frequently beforehand. Subtle hints are no good.

We frequently wear the same shoes, trousers and shirt. So what makes you think we can help you select an outfit from your wardrobe or help you choose new new outfit.

Thick makeup and lipstick may make you feel good, but unless it tastes good you wont get kissed so often.

If you want sympathy visit a girlfriend, don't expect us to respond.

If you have a headache that lasts for months, see a doctor about it or leave.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

Anything we said while dating you, is long forgotten, and was only valid while trying to get you in a good mood.

If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, then we clearly meant it the other way. so why don't you accept it.

You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. But don't asked us to do something then stand there and tell us how to do it. If you already know the best way to do it, you should do it yourself.

We don't need instructions on how to drive the car. If you want to drive, drive the car yourself, but don't expect us to be the passenger.

Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut tops lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

If you want our complete attention, wear a Wonderbra and low-cut top.

We are not mind readers, and we never will be. Our lack of mind reading ability does not mean that we are losing interest in you.

If we ask you what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act as though nothing is wrong.

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