He Survived The September 11th Attack ?

This is the latest nominee for the 2001 DUMBASS Awards, which will be given out in 2002.

A guy left home for work on Sept. 11 at about 6 a.m. to go to his office in the World Trade Center (103rd Floor).

When he got to Manhattan, he decided instead to spend the morning at his girlfriend's apartment in the Village. We he arrived at her house, he turned off the phones, TV & radio and spent the entire morning in bed having sex.

At about 11:00 am, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone back on to retrieve his messages. A second later it rang. His wife who was on the phone screaming at him, "Where in the hell are you? I've been trying to call you for over two hours, I've been worried sick about you ! Are you OK !!?"

He unknowingly answered, "Where in the hell do you think I am ? I'm in the office."