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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
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(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
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Nice legs... What time do they open?
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Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
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You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell
outta me.
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I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
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I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
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Look down at your crotch, Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
