Drinks reflect your personality

Bar men where asked to make assessments of both men and women's characters according to the drinks they choose. No conferring took place yet the answers are universal, and make for interesting reading.

What women drink

Drink : Beer.

Personality : Casual, low maintenance, down to earth.

Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink : Cocktails with umbrella.

Personality : Annoying, dizzy, a pain in the neck.

Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas.

Personality : Mature, has picky taste, knows what she wants.

Approach : If she wants you, she'll buy you a drink.

Drink : Wine - (bottled not boxed).

Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.

Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka Mule, etc.

Personality : Easy, thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, but actually hasn't got a clue.

Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.

Drink : Baileys, Sherry.

Personality : Annoying voice, big hair.

Approach : Stand close and savour the perfume.

Drink : Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock, etc.).

Personality : Out with male friends or looking to get drunk...and naked.

Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

What men drink - As always, they are very simple and clear cut

Drink : Cider.

Personality : He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

Drink : Cheap domestic beer.

Personality : He's poor or a student and wants to get laid.

Drink : Premium local beer.

Personality : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Drink : Bitter.

Personality : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Drink : Imported beer.

Personality : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

Drink : Guinness.

Personality : The man is a beast and will get laid one way or another.

Drink : Wine.

Personality : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Drink : Vodka or Brandy.

Personality : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Drink : Port.

Personality : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

Drink : Whisky.

Personality : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who is in his way of getting laid.

Drink : Jack Daniels.

Personality : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Drink : Tequila.

Personality : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka Mule, etc.

Personality: He's gay (blatantly).

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